WHO KEEPS ELECTING THIS F*CKING IDIOT?

So he's in Syria kissing Assad's ass, and talking about "asspirations for freedom" while Assad has been killing hundreds of the "opposition" demonstrating in the streets.
Somebody needs to slap the shit out of this little munchkin!!

Apologize for speaking WHAT YOU BELIEVE!!!

He calls the President a DICK when he thought he was off-mike, and apologizes when he returns. REALLY! So off-mike you're a liar? Oh ok. When they don’t think they are being heard, that’s when they tell the truth .Then again, it happened on MSNBC so nobody saw it.

So which is it, Hillary?

Realizing that there is opposition to the "actions" in Lybia, Sec. of State Hillary Clinton responded with: "But the bottom line is, whose side are you on? Are you on Qadhafi’s side or are you on the side of the aspirations of the Libyan people and the international coalition that has been created to support them?"
Wow! Strong and heartfelt, right?
Not really. Back in 2003 when she was a Senator, and Iraq was the topic, this is what she said:
"I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you’re not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration"

WHEN IT COMES TO THE ECONOMY

Dr. Democrats/Obama perfoms bloodletting.

Unexpectedly, the patient does not improve.

Dr. Democrats/Obama advise more bloodletting.

Unexpectedly, the patient does worse.

Dr. Democrats/Obama advise more bloodletting .......and leaches.

Unexpectedly ---------------------- the patient flatlines.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Wary of a new surge in gas prices, the Obama administration has decided to release 30 million barrels of oil from the country's emergency reserve as part of a broader international response to lost oil supplies caused by turmoil in the Middle East and North Africa, particularly Libya.

The release from the U.S. Strategic Petroleum Reserve will amount to half of a 60 million barrel international infusion of oil planned for the world market over the next month.

WOW! So we are coming-up with half. Half!

Did AP say there was "turmoil" in Lybia? Really how so?

No problem! All we have to do is increase oil drilling to get our reserves back up. Say what? We have a drilling moratorium!
But you know what, that's ok because we have nuclear plants coming-on-line. What? We don't?

No problem, our coal plants will kick-in. Huh? Coal plants are being shut down?

Yeah but, wind, solar, and tidal energy is growing by leaps and bounds! What! .05% of the worlds energy comes from solar, wind, tidal and geothermal energy!

Ok, but those U.S. Strategic Reserves are there in case of an emergency. I mean, what are the chances that..................................

HA HA HA!

The one trillion dollar joke. Some joke, eh?

This is interesting....................

Seems like Hillary is interested in the presidency of the World Bank.
Oh, that's right! The cattle futures! Surely, a woman who can parlay a $1,000 investment into $100,000, just by trading in her spare time away from her work as a lawyer and wife of a state level politician, can do this job?
Yeah, and she handled the Rose law firm books, so she's also got that goin for her.
Makes sense to me, but wait! You mean it would be okay for her to quit before she finished her term?

A while back, I remember there was a meeting of European leaders at the White House. I remember seeing photos of Princess Letizia of Spain and Carla Bruni of France. Both are quite attractive.
What I didn't know was that the photos were CROPPED!

It's obvious that Weiner was a victim. A look back.

SCUM!

Weiner fesses up to bonergate. Why? Because he was caught dead-to-rights. He was BUSTED!
He lied. He said he was hacked. He shamelessly let people defend him, and he allowed others to be accused of trying to set him up. In true guilty fashion, he attacked the messengers, and let supporters flap in the wind.
He’s cowardly, despicable, incredibly arrogant, and now he’s busted. WHAT SCUM!
Will he give up his seat? Of course not, he's a power hungry, arrogant Liberal.................... it's who they are.
The next targets will be the women he Twitted. They will be under the microscope and their lives exposed. Will N.O.W. or other feminist come to their aid/support? Pleeease! They're Liberals! They protect their own.

PALIN ON FOX SUNDAY.

Take away all of the baggage that Palin was hit with in the last election (a lot was warranted) and listen to her interview this past Sunday with Chris Wallace.
While not overly inspiring, if you take away all the old baggage, does she not sound as equally-capable as the other candidates? Does she not come-off 100% better? I think she does!

Oh, ok!

And every attorney can only make $40 an hour to reduce legal bills.
And every carpenter can only make $9 an hour to reduce housing costs.
And every UAW member can only make $8 an hour to reduce automobile costs.
And every actor can only make $80K a movie to reduce the cost of movie tickets.
And every ailine pilot can only make $60k to reduce the cost of flying.
Yep! Sound like a good idea, Chuck!
Oh yeah, and Senators can only make $30K a year!

NICE LEAD-IN!

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Employment rose far less than expected in May to record its weakest reading since September, while the jobless rate rose to 9.1 percent as high energy prices and the effects of Japan's earthquake bogged down the economy.

"Employment rose far less than expected" Shouldn't that read "Unemployment rose to 9.1 %"?

And the blame for the rise in US unemployment is the Japan earthquake and energy prices!

Of course the policies of the clown above had nothing to do with it. It was that damn earthquake!

Obama a shoe-in for 2012.

Really? That good out there?
Wow! Yep, more good news!
Sweeet! That's great!
No shit! Happy days are just around the corner!
No foreign problems! Looking good!
No problems at home either! Oh yeah! 4 more years!
Bright outlook for business!

Yep! 4 more years of this is just what the doctor ordered.
Oh, did I say doctor?