Wednesday, January 12, 2011

THE NEW POLITICAL "SPEAK"

1. “His is certainly a "targeted" seat”
That’s no good!
2. “He has a "shot" of winning the election”
That's a NO NO!
3. “His campaign staff is "loaded" with talent”
Another NO NO!
4. “By announcing his candidacy, he's jumping into the "breech"”
BIG NO NO!
5.” He will be taking "dead aim" at moderates”
OH MY GOD!!!
6.” His speech was "riddled" with inconsistencies”
JEZZUZ!
7. “I hope his plan doesn’t “backfire” on him”
PFFFFT!
8. “Looks like this election will be “a fight to the finish””
NOOOO!
9. “He is known for “rapid-fire” answers”
HUGE NO NO!
10. “He surely “dodged a bullet” there”
OMG NO!
11. "Boy, he's certainly a straight "shooter""
8-(
12. "Going into the last days of the election, "he has him in his sight"
ARRRGH!

I can go on, but I think you get my drift.

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