BIG BAD OBAMA!

There's nothing more pathetic than some candy-ass, pansy who's been coddled his whole life trying to act like a tough guy.
Looking for an "ass to kick", Obama? Really? Dude, you can't throw a baseball, and now you want to throw punches??? PFFFFT!

Now, if you want to talk about Presidents that can kick ass!

George Washington-- sure!
Andrew Jackson--he killed a guy in a duel. So yeah!
William Henry Harrison--yep
Zachary Taylor--for sure
Honest Abe--absolutely...if pushed
US Grant--just ask Robert E. Lee
TR--oh yeah!!
Harry Truman--bantam weight
Ike--yes sir!
JFK--maybe in his prime
LBJ--reluctantly, but yeah!
Gerald Ford--a Wolverine
Ronald Reagan--the Gipper
W--sober
Obama--*snort*

THIS IS HILARIOUS!