Thursday, February 18, 2010

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President Barack Obama vigorously defended his $787 billion stimulus on Wednesday, insisting it rescued Americans from the worst of the economic calamity and saving over 2 million jobs.

Meanwhile back at the White House:
"Yeah man, I saved 2 million jobs. Yep. 2 million!"
"You know what? I'm not sure I like that number. Let's make it 3.5 million!"
"Eh, 3.5 ? Nah, let's make it 4.7! Yeah, 4.7 million jobs, that's it!"
"What, you think that's little high, Rahm? Well, screw you!"
"Next week we'll announce 4.7 and that's it!"
"Why?"
"CUZ I SAID SO, THAT'S WHY!"

2 comments:

Jenn of the Jungle said...

And that's the way the cookie crumbles.

Joaquin said...

"And that's the way the cookie crumbles."
and the economy and the legislative process and the confidence of the nation as a whole.